Extortion Deck

Landlord Skateboards – Extortion Deck

A smiling man in a crisp suit. A handful of colourful clipboards. A background so bright it almost hums. Nothing to worry about… right?

The Extortion Deck is Landlord’s neon-drenched ode to that feeling you get when someone politely, cheerfully squeezes the life out of your wallet. It’s corporate charm with doomsday energy — a board that grins at you while pencilling in your “payment plan.”

Pop-art colours. Cartoonish optimism. Underlying financial dread.
It’s perfect for skaters who love playful graphics and the creeping suspicion they’re being overcharged for something.

Ride it proudly. Ride it nervously. Ride it even if the man with the clipboards told you not to.

Landlord Skateboards — where fun meets fiscal doom, dripping with the blood of children.